Before I launch into my exploration of the Tinderverse, here’s a little more on me.
I am not your usual 20 or 30 something year old Tinderella. In fact, I think I would fall somewhere in the era of yesteryear! Okay maybe not quite that era, but I am midway through my 40’s, so I am definitely pushing the age limits on this site, well for truly potential mates that is, hookups I imagine would be a synch . ALSO, unlike some of my fellow Tinderella’s, I set my search criteria to a respectable 38-48 year old age range, but only after I had a small amount of fun viewing all the 30 y.o. peeps out there!
So enough said for now, let’s start the swiping. Left, Left, Left, Left, Left……Oooh hang on….. “Bah ha ha ha ha ha” I bellow. “Have a look at this Tinderella’s…its non other than”;
THAT’S GOLD! I can already see it in the TINDERDAILY news column
‘Tinderella meets BIG CHIEF !’.
Has Tinderella finally met the one? Or is big chief more interested in Tinderella smoking his piece pipe?
I mean, Big Chief said in his very brief profile caption (brief being the operative word here) that he’s looking to chat and make new friends’. REALLY, do you normally make new friends wearing nothing but a feathered headrest? And in what order would you like to chat, before or after you’ve offered your piece pipe?
So there I was thinking I won’t last more than 24 hours on this thing, but I am already terribly amused and I dare say, terribly addicted! But let’s not get bogged down with BIG CHIEF here, as there are plenty more fish in the pond, not to be confused with Plenty of Fish the App! Okay then….moving right along, I recommence my swiping. Left, left, left, left, left, left…. hmmmmmm, hang on here’s one. Tall, nice smile great guns, okay let’s have a further look shall we. All was looking good a this stage until….oh ooooh what do we have here.
IS THIS – THE INVISIBLE MAN?
“BAH HA HA HA HA HA”. I am crunched over with laughter again, but come on guys, surely you aren’t going to get any of that, using this little gimmick your final selling pitch! As whilst I find all this very amusing, it’s not pickup material or am I missing the point here?
“Recompose yourself Tinderella”, I say to myself, as I continue swiping my way through the Tinder-verse, oblivious to those around me. It might have been 30-40 minutes later that I look up, see everyone else doing the exact same thing as me, and I see the true irony of this App.
Yes peeps, it is most definitely addictive and outrageous fun: “but if we choose to immerse ourselves in the Tinder-verse, isn’t that then the very antithesis of this application?” I must have said this aloud. as my fellow Tinderella’s gaze at me with a ‘who cares’ look in their eyes, and happily bury their heads back in their phones.
I think it is at this stage, that I quietly call out to the Tinderverse …
“Is there anybody out there, maybe even wearing a T’shirt but preferably one that does not contain the word C*%T on it!”
A Real Tinderella